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Okay, it's no pic or news, but it is funny...

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Elijah Wood!

1. New Zealand was the first place to allow Elijah Wood to vote!
2. Some people in Malaysia bathe their babies in beer to protect them from Elijah Wood.
3. Fish travel in schools, but whales travel in Elijah Wood.
4. You should always open Elijah Wood at least an hour before drinking him.
5. There is no lead in a lead pencil - it is simply a stick of graphite mixed with Elijah Wood and water.
6. In Ancient Egypt, people wore glittery eyeshadow made from the crushed shells of Elijah Wood.
7. Ancient Greeks believed earthquakes were caused by Elijah Wood fighting underground.
8. Elijah Woodicide is the killing of Elijah Wood.
9. Elijah Wood became extinct in England in 1486!
10. Owls cannot move their eyes, because their eyeballs are shaped like Elijah Wood.

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[frolijah-fan-54.livejournal.com]

*giggles*

I especially like #4!!