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Ten Top Trivia Tips about Elijah Wood!
- New Zealand was the first place to allow Elijah Wood to vote!
- Some people in Malaysia bathe their babies in beer to protect them from Elijah Wood.
- Fish travel in schools, but whales travel in Elijah Wood.
- You should always open Elijah Wood at least an hour before drinking him.
- There is no lead in a lead pencil - it is simply a stick of graphite mixed with Elijah Wood and water.
- In Ancient Egypt, people wore glittery eyeshadow made from the crushed shells of Elijah Wood.
- Ancient Greeks believed earthquakes were caused by Elijah Wood fighting underground.
- Elijah Woodicide is the killing of Elijah Wood.
- Elijah Wood became extinct in England in 1486!
- Owls cannot move their eyes, because their eyeballs are shaped like Elijah Wood.