At any other time I would have gladly accepted your offer, but, today I've actually had my fill of water. It's pissed it down from the minute I got up [and still is, the roads are awash] and this morning I was up to my armpits in warm soapy water doing a Victorian Washday with twenty 5 year-olds who had an attention span of two minutes! They were quite sweet but very hard to keep focused...